Sometimes you meet someone and even though you
never liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your favourite colour now
and sometimes you meet someone who can make the
sickest addictions seem beautiful and sometimes
there’s some people you’d rather sit on a couch with
and drink some gas station coffee and read your favourite
books over and over while you forget that dinners on the stove
so it gets burned but you still think it’s delicious anyway.
Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found
Here are some fun sites
Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics
Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli
Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies
*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*
You’ll be okay, friend <3
Sometimes you need to remind yourself that you were the one who carried you through the heartache. You are the one who sits with the cold body on the shower floor, and picks it up. You are the one who feeds it, who clothes it, who tucks it into bed, and you should be proud of that. Having the strength to take care of yourself when everyone around you is trying to bleed you dry, that is the strongest thing in the universe.
I will love you until the chances of us running into one another slip from skim to zero, and until your face is fogged by distant memory, and your memory faced by distant fog, and your fog memorized by a distant face, and your distance distanced by the memorized memory of a foggy fog.
I will love you no matter where you go and who you see, no matter where you avoid and who you don’t see, and no matter who sees you avoiding where you go. I will love you no matter what happens to you, and no matter how I discover what happens to you, and no matter what happens to me as I discover this, and no matter how I am discovered after what happens to me happens to me as I am discovering this.
I will love you if you don’t marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else. I will love you if you have a child, and I will love you if you have two children, or three children, or even more, although I personally think three is plenty, and I will love you if you never marry at all, and never have children, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all, and I must say that on late, cold nights I prefer this scenario out of all the scenarios I have mentioned.
That, is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way.
You make me feel like the fattest, ugliest, most annoying, disgusting plague ridden piece of shit you’ve ever laid your eyes on.
But I still want you.
Two months ago I woke up to my health. Not liking where I was, I made the decision to turn vegetarian, cut out processed foods, and exercise daily. I have lost 25 lbs since the start and I’m beyond proud of myself for taking the initiative to change my life for the better.
Recently, I’ve been hooking up with this guy. It was brought to my attention that, although I’m beautiful to him in every other way, he doesn’t desire my body. He wants to keep his options open, doesn’t want to commit to me, yet doesn’t want to close the door on what we have because of the chance of me being smoking hot down the road.
Well, bud. Thanks for that. Because although I started this for me, you added fuel to my fire. There is not a “chance” of me becoming physically more appealing. It’s happening, right now. And will keep happening. And you’ve created a new little goal for me. The day you think my body is worthy enough for you will be the day I get to turn you down. And it will bring me such satisfaction.
By the way, can’t wait to see what your options look like next to me when the time comes. :)
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
Floaty Canada and Canada That Truly Is A Planet Shut The Fuck Up.